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Here, There Be Dorfs!

By: Montgomery Quinn
Narrated by: Ilse Max, Phillip Polite
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I never thought, after all those fantasy novels. That I would ever live through one.

My name is Tobias Conner-Kyanite. And yeah. That name is still something I’m not quite used to yet. Most of this was an accident. But not a regret. Not even a little.

I’d like to say, that boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl and boy marries girl. Unfortunately, or I like to think, fortunately. That girl didn’t know the boy existed, and when I arrived at Dead Man’s Shaft to meet with the lovely Vanessa Weeks for an impromptu spelunking lesson. Well, it was her boyfriend and a few of his buddies waiting for me.

Rather than get the whooping of a lifetime, I ran for the darkness of the old mine shaft. Where I took a nasty fall. How it happened, and where I ended up, I have no idea. But the strange, blind, batlike monster hanging from the ceiling when I woke up told me this wasn’t earth any more.

The five beings in powered armor that came to my rescue only reinforced that fact. Inside those metal shells, though… Five of the most beautiful women I had ever seen. With eyes and hair like the gemstones they’re named after.

This is a hard world. Of struggle, honor, and fantastical technology, unlike anything I have ever seen. Held together by five families, with five elders… Who just so happen to be the fathers of the women who rescued me. And when their attempt to have me executed goes awry with the news of my unknowing betrothal to one of those beautiful women.

This world is little like the one I grew up in. Their laws are harsh and absolute. So I better learn quick. Because the consequences can be fatal. And I’m getting rather attached to my rescuers.

©2024 Montgomery Quinn (P)2025 Royal Guard Publishing LLC
Action & Adventure Dragons & Mythical Creatures Epic Fantasy
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The narrators were great with alarge range of voices that fit the characters. There was was a believability they brought out as they spoke in the portrayals of the characters. It really brought more life to those characters.
Saying all tha,t there are some very explicit depictions in sex, fighting, and of course terrible monster creatures.

Cultural differences abound.

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this scratch's my dwarf itch that I wanted to listen to for a while voice actor's are great and has a really good theme just needs to slow down a little and do a little bit more character development all in all I enjoyed it 😁😃

dorfs in mech frams

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The story is good, But i can not get over the Male Narrator sure he says all the words correctly in order, but with ZERO emotion inflection or it seems any effort at all.

Bad Narrator Good Story,

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I had my doubts but I really enjoyed this book. The story was great and the spice was fantastic!

Was pleasantly surprised

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Fantastic story and great twist that uses dwarves instead of the classic elves. My only hang up is the narrator. While done well, he sounds a bit monotone at times.

Great twist to Isekai

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