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Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal

By: Meghan Quinn
Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Teddy Hamilton, J.F. Harding, Vanessa Edwin, Robert Hatchet, Shane East
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From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Meghan Quinn comes a brand-new holiday rom-com with all the humor and heat her fans adore.

Nothing says I love you like trespassing, public humiliation, and a town-wide Christmas spectacle to win your crush back.

Atlas "Max" Maxheimer did not sign up for this. One minute, he's anxiously trying to keep his family's Christmas tree farm from imploding. The next? He's passed out in the snow after getting clocked by a suspiciously strong bottle of soda.

Enter Betty: new in town, full of holiday cheer, and helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is convinced she's out to destroy everything Evergreen Farm stands for. Betty thinks Max might be one sleigh short of a winter parade.

Cue the holiday chaos.

Between blizzards, blown reputations, wildly misguided romantic plots, and one stolen ornament with a seriously tragic backstory, this small-town war turns into something far messier—and much more delicious—than either of them expected.

©2025 Meghan Quinn (P)2025 Meghan Quinn Winter Christmas Witty Funny Feel-Good
Hilarious Holiday Humor • Heartwarming Romance • Full Cast Narration • Creative Christmas References • Comedic Timing

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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal was a great 2nd book in this series.

As an awkward rambler, I totally get Max and Betty.
Ass prints on the couch, garland hanging around, sticky cordial ... It's all here.

It's a "get you in the mood" kind of book... mood for Christmas You pervs! lol.

Seriously... I love a spicy Meghan Quinn Christmas.

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Im never disappointed with a meghan quinn books. This book was a great start for the holiday season. Funny, spicy and a heartfelt story.

LOL fun!!

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OMG i laughed way too much at this book! so much fun and such an emotional experience that I have to relive again and again!

The Comedy was perfect

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Fun and funny! Light-hearted and fun. Cute storyline, and had me laughing out loud.

Made me laugh out loud!

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Meghan Quinn is a hilarious genius, but there has to be more male audiobook narrators out there than just Teddy Hamilton?! He’s good once in a while, but it’s like he’s got the market cornered and I’m over it. I can’t focus on the story sometimes because he just does the same ol’ thing, doesn’t bring the actual character to life. More variety of voice actors please!

Love MQ, less TH

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