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🚨 FLAG FOOTBALL, BED BUGS & WHAT CAME FIRST, THE ORANGE OR THE ORANGE? 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with a fake ad for a fitness app designed for guys who grunt when they stand up… and somehow end up with flag football controversy, evolutionary debates, and one of the worst travel stories you’ll ever hear.

We kick things off revisiting an old take where Chris confidently said a professional flag football team wouldn’t stand a chance against NFL players… only for reality to absolutely embarrass him. Team USA didn’t just win… they dominated, and now we all have to sit with that.

From there, things unravel fast.

We debate whether buying a bigger bed gives you more or less bedroom, question the origin of the color orange, and try to figure out how an onion in Chris’s pantry turned into something that looks like it’s plotting against him.

Then it gets weird in the best way:

• If humans go extinct… do we just come back again eventually?
• Chris finally receives his long-lost terrarium (after getting refunded… somehow)
• A Venn diagram game that makes no sense until it suddenly does
• Guessing movie villains based only on their eyes
• Geography trivia that goes exactly as poorly as expected

David also recaps his 2-year anniversary trip to Crystal River, where he swam with manatees… and then immediately got attacked by bed bugs like it was a horror movie DLC. This somehow leads into stories about shingles at 21 and a literal island where aggressive monkeys were exiled in the 1960s.

We also cover:
• A 3D printed flexi manatee
• The passing of Chuck Norris
• An April Fools strategy so lazy it might actually work
• Guessing movies from quotes (and getting all of them wrong except the right one)
• AskReddit questions about jobs you’d never do and secrets people can finally reveal

It’s sports debates, travel disasters, dumb games, conspiracy-level questions, and two grown men trying to understand basic concepts like colors and onions.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop culture trivia, and stories that go from wholesome to horrifying in seconds… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE BED BUGS SPREAD 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
0:43 – DADBOD+ PREMIUM (FAKE AD, REAL PAIN)
2:13 – FANATICS FLAG FOOTBALL CLASSIC
8:29 – MORE OR LESS BED ROOM?
9:22 – A MATTRESS BUILT FOR A KING
15:35 – THE ORIGIN OF THE COLOR ORANGE
18:33 – THE MUTANT PANTRY ONION
20:02 – WOULD HUMANS EVOLVE AGAIN?
21:24 – THE LITTLE TERRARIUM THAT COULD
29:08 – VENN-DIAGRAM GAME
36:41 – GUESS THE VILLAIN FROM THE EYES
44:49 – 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
49:51 – DON’T LET THE BED BUGS BITE!
54:24 – MONKEY ISLAND: EXILED CHAOS
55:44 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK
57:37 – GEOGRAPHY TRIVIA
1:03:28 – R.I.P. CHUCK NORRIS
1:05:01 – APRIL FOOLS!
1:08:39 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:11:47 – MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY
1:17:53 – ASK REDDIT – JOBS YOU’D NEVER DO
1:22:01 – ASK REDDIT – NDA SECRETS REVEALED
1:29:19 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:32:18 – OUTRO

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🚨THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT, DAD JOKES & A DANGEROUS “WHAT WOULD YOU DO?” SCENARIO🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive into the power of iconic quotes, and immediately ruin it with dad jokes and life decisions that absolutely should not be crowdsourced.

We kick things off with a Dad Joke of the Day that sets the tone (low), followed by a completely unexplained PSA about loyalty. From there, we ask the important questions society refuses to answer… like what color a Smurf turns when you choke it, and what things people pretend are a choice that absolutely aren’t.

Then reality sets in.

Chris gives updates on his rapidly escalating terrarium obsession (including new moss that he’s way too excited about), while both hosts come to terms with the fact that they are pushing 40 and officially entering the “this might be it” phase of life. We also uncover that half of people can’t intentionally blur their own vision, which somehow becomes a full conversation.

Things spiral when David presents a scenario about faking your job for 8 months and finally hitting the point where you can’t fake it anymore. Do you come clean, or double down and hope for the best?

From there, it’s chaos:

• Chris self-diagnoses a growing lump behind his ear (WebMD says “probably fine”)
• Would You Rather scenarios that get uncomfortable fast
• Why grammar matters more than you think (and can accidentally propose a foursome)
• Guessing which athlete posted wild tweets (spoiler: it’s always Le’Veon Bell)
• The Catchphrase Draft, breaking down the most iconic lines in pop culture

We wrap it up with word association, unhinged AskReddit questions, and a “This Day in History” segment where Chris continues his streak of confidently incorrect guesses.

It’s pop culture, dumb games, existential panic, and a deep dive into why certain phrases stick in your brain forever.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, viral-style debates, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that somehow go from grammar to life decisions in 30 seconds… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE ONE OF THESE CATCHPHRASES GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
4:06 – DAD JOKE OF THE DAY
6:18 – “NEVER QUESTION MY LOYALTY” PSA
7:04 – WHAT COLOR DOES A SMURF TURN?
8:12 – THINGS SOCIETY PRETENDS ARE A CHOICE
10:04 – WEEKLY UPDATES
17:12 – PUSHING 40
21:07 – BLURRED VISION
22:43 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
25:59 – CYST-ER FROM ANOTHER MR.
32:19 – WOULD YOU RATHER…
38:42 – GUESS THE CHARACTER FROM THE CONCEPT ART
46:07 – WHY GRAMMAR MATTERS (A LOT)
47:46 – GUESS THE ATHLETE TWEETS
51:37 – THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT
1:00:39 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:04:39 – WORD ASSOCIATION GAME
1:07:47 – ASK REDDIT – $100M TRADEOFF SCENARIO
1:11:18 – ASK REDDIT – DATING AN IDIOT
1:17:37 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:20:04 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:24:06 – OUTRO

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🚨 GUESSING CELEBRITIES BY THEIR REAL NAMES, PERIODIC TABLE TRIVIA & THE GREATEST SIDEKICKS OF ALL TIME 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with one of the greatest guitar riffs ever written and somehow end up debating the most influential person in human history.

Chris kicks things off talking about the legendary riff from “Welcome Home” by Coheed and Cambria, before David immediately throws him into chaos by asking him to name the Top 5 Black people of all time.

From there things spiral fast.

Chris reads David the real names of famous celebrities and forces him to guess who they are, which proves that some of Hollywood’s biggest stars had names that absolutely would not have worked on a movie poster.

We also debate the most influential person of all time, discuss why some people “run hot” like human space heaters, and revisit the universal frustration of trying to avoid conversation only to run into every neighbor in your apartment complex.

Other highlights include:
- Trying to figure out how you’d handcuff a one-armed man
- Chris proudly discussing his new Marlin 1895 Dark Series rifle like it’s 1887
- A hidden iPhone trick that explains laundry tag symbols
- Exploring the absurd subreddit r/BrandNewSentence where the internet produces phrases no human should ever say
- David guessing elements from Periodic Table symbols
- The Sidekick Draft, ranking the greatest sidekicks ever from movies, TV, and pop culture
- Chris continuing to financially spiral into the terrarium hobby rabbit hole

We also break down one of baseball’s strangest rumors involving Moises Alou, debate ridiculous injuries people have suffered, and wrap up with unwritten life rules people swear by.

It’s pop culture trivia, internet chaos, life hacks, dumb games, and two grown men arguing about science, celebrities, and sidekicks like it’s an Olympic sport.

If you like comedy podcasts with weird trivia, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop culture debates, and conversations that go from guitar riffs to history lessons in five minutes… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE SPEND MORE MONEY ON TERRARIUMS 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
1:58 – THE RIFF
3:05 – TOP 5 BLACK PEOPLE OF ALL TIME DEBATE
5:35 – GUESS THE CELEBRITY FROM THEIR REAL NAME
12:52 – WHY COME PEOPLE “RUN HOT”
16:02 – WHO IS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON EVER?
17:37 – AVOIDING PEOPLE AT ALL COSTS
21:37 – HOW DO YOU HANDCUFF A ONE-ARMED MAN?
22:35 – MARLIN 1895 DARK SERIES
28:04 – HIDDEN IPHONE TRICK FOR LAUNDRY TAGS
29:33 – r/BRANDNEWSENTENCE
34:22 – GUESSING ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
39:32 – THE SIDEKICK DRAFT
43:15 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
44:13 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE DUMBEST WAY YOU’VE BEEN INJURED?­
49:00 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S AN UNWRITTEN RULE YOU SWEAR BY?
54:32 – 9
56:20 – MONEY WELL SPENT
1:00:27 – MOISES ALOU
1:02:39 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:06:00 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:09:02 – OUTRO

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