A sweet, elderly gentleman, David Lo Pan (James Hong), simply wants a date. He has a reasonable kink, green eyes. People laugh at him. Can’t a (evil sorcerer) romantic find happiness? Meanwhile, Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) hangs out with his friend Wang (Dennis Dun) for a long night of drinking and an early airport run. Wang loses his love. Jack also loses his love, his truck. So much trouble! Is this story more about Chinese mysticism and world ending consequences or an old man’s attempt at love? RTS learns that there might not be an “off switch” on the Lo Pan lamp. It’s a thing! Jeremy saddles up and rustles up a “firm” howdy to Gracie Law (Kim Cattrall). La-Mar samples the cuisine over at Uncle Chu’s (Chao Li Chi). Positive reviews! Collin teams up with Egg Shen (Victor Wong) and uses five out of the six demons in the bag. You better watch out; he’s got one left for you! Brent brews and serves some gourd juice. You will now become smoke and dream. It will get, um, interesting. Check out this amazing John Carpenter flick! You need to remember that “you were not brought upon this world to ‘get it’” and listen to the Porkchop Express. Green flames!

Easter is upon us! Everybody, run! Cole Hillman (Rory Calhoun) is getting sick and tired of bunnies (yes, cute and amazing bunnies) digging up his ranch. He is directed to get some help from a researcher at the local college. When researcher Roy Bennett (Stuart Whitman) isn’t harassing bats in a cage, he’s injecting rabbits with serums. Crazy serums! Things go wrong, and, now, these mutated rabbits are large and in charge! Roy’s wife, Gerry (Janet Leigh), at least has a road flare for defense. RTS befriends all the rabbits. It was destiny! Mike somehow got lepused! Jeremy hangs out with captain Billy in a fun shack. La-Mar plans to “blow three holes” with the help of Elgin Clark (DeForest Kelley). It’s the only way to get the job done! Collin creates an electric train track trap. It’s like Mouse Trap but for giant, angry buns. Don’t let the mutant Lepus get you this Easter. Make it more about hidden egg scavenger hunts and marshmallow and chocolate goodies.

Frank Devereaux (Terry O’Quinn) loves betting on stuff. Don’t really know why and with what funds, but he’s dug himself into a debt hole. Now, a bunch of drug dealing Reno bad guys kidnap his son, Billy (Brandon Call), and force Frank to make ground up Smurf dust. Kinda like Gargamel’s Breaking Bad. Enter: Nick Parker (Rutger Hauer). He served in Vietnam with Frank. Nick lost his sight there, but he has been spending his time training as a swordsman. Acorn squash beware! Now, he’s back in the states with his sword cane, and he’s going to knock around plenty of skulls as he rides around on buses with Billy. RTS learns how to clean up your eyebrows and neck beard with a gentle swish of a sword. Jeremy electrifies us all with his sparking death hot tub. La-Mar was told that his “butter knife ain’t gonna stop no bullet.” Oddly, it does. It stops many bullets – and it helps butter his bread. Is Bruce Lee’s brother showing up to this?

Danny (Paul Rudd) and Wheeler (Seann William Scott) work together pimping out some sweet energy juice. Danny is in a rut, asks his long-term girlfriend, Beth (Elizabeth Banks), to marry him and completely fails. He then totally freaks out and winds himself and Wheeler into some serious community service/probation time at a big brother program, Sturdy Wings. This program is directed by the amazing Gayle (Jane Lynch). Danny is unenthusiastically thrust into a world of LARPing with Augie (Christopher Mintz-Plasse). Wheeler and Ronnie (Robb’e J. Thompson) learn to bond over shared obsessions. Better than prison, right? Right!? RTS would NEVER BS a BSer. Jeremy demands that everyone “gingerly touch our tips.” La-Mar learns that Monopoly is “based on true events.” Collin observes the hotdog trick. Boop! Compliment a loved one’s “whispering eye” before slumber. Maybe you need a re-role here. Let’s wreck shop in the name of Kiss-My-Anthia!

Barry, Barry. Why ya buggin? Barry Gabrewski (Jonathan Brandis) lives in his fantasies. Although creative, these dreams interfere with his real life. In all of these daydreams, Barry is the sidekick to Chuck Norris. Seems like some normal stuff there. Because of this, Barry has a hard time at school. His teacher, Noreen Chan (Julia Nickson), assists Barry and his dad, Jerry (Beau Bridges), and introduces them to her spirited uncle, Mr. Lee (Mako). Lee takes Barry on for Karate instruction, and we are treated to an array of training montages, awkward conversations with Lauren (Danica McKellar) and wild faces from Kelly Stone (Joe Piscopo). RTS discovers that all cures come from kitchen sink potions. Jeremey falls in love with this film and is now actively training in Karate. La-Mar takes his metal nunchucks and chucks everything! Collin will make sure that you “respect the wood.” When we break a bunch of bricks, we’ll make sure they’re on fire! Everyone seems cool with that.

It’s our 200th episode! Thank you for listening along the way. Two rogue angels, Bartleby (Ben Affleck) and Loki (Matt Damon) have been banned from heaven. Now, through a loophole that Cardinal Glick (George Carlin) has accidentally created, these angles might re-enter heaven and put an end to everything and everyone. Because of Bethany’s (Linda Fiorentino) bloodline, she is sent on a mission to save us all. Thankfully, she is aided by the holiest of duos, Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith). RTS starts changing water into wine. You’re not even ready to see what they change Kool-Aid into. Serendipity (Salma Hayek) approves. Jeremy searches for fun religious artifacts. In the end, he comes to collect on the $12 JC owes Rufus (Chris Rock). Collin buys some fancy pants for the rapture. He’s looking stylish. Brent and Metatron (Alan Rickman) get mouthy with some shots of tequila. Swish, swish! Let’s get another round! Thanks, again, for listening to our fun. We’ll keep it going even after the apocalypse. Here’s to 200 more!

This comes to us as a listener request from Yung Cazzy! Great choice! On the eve of D-Day, several paratrooper survivors assemble and set forward to take down a radio tower that’s jamming up their airwaves. Led by Cpl. Ford (Wyatt Russell) and driven by PFC Boyce (Jovan Adepo), they team up with a local, Chloe (Mathilde Ollivier), to sneak around the village and take down a bunch of scum sucking Nazis. Along the way, they capture Captain Wafner (Pilou Asbæk) and learn of horrific secret experiments being conducted. RTS likes sticking to the original plan of blowing up the tower from the outside. They are also digging on these fresh baguettes. Jeremy injects everyone with mysterious serums and asks questions later. Later, as in he is on a bus going far, far away. Collin quickly realizes that he’ll have to explode everyone. He does! They have all been exploded! Get him a baguette! Thank you, again, for suggesting this fun, dark and adventurous tale.

Who did it? Did you? You’ve gone and done it!? We think you should watch this film before you listen – if you’re into things like that. A year after his wife, Sheila (Yvonne Romain), is killed in a hit-and-run, Clinton (James Coburn) gets all toothy and wild and gathers some “friends” together on his big ol’ yacht. Tom (Richard Benjamin), Philip (James Mason), Christine (Dyan Cannon), Lee (Joan Hackett), Anthony (Ian McShane) and Alice (Raquel Welch) are all willing to do whatever it takes to work on Clinton’s next project. Once they all assemble, Clinton crafts a scavenger hunt that reveals many secrets and the killer. RTS trusts no one from the start but enjoys the view. Mike is missing! What have you all done? Jeremy floats around with Christine but away from the death propellers. La-Mar samples the many luxuries of the yacht. He may be calling this place home. Collin tries to match each drink Tom and Philip have. It’s impossible! We all need to work on our boat fortitude. Next time you’re on a yacht with a bunch of money-grubbing weirdos, let us know. We like to party!