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Pizza Face

By: Aron Beauregard
Narrated by: John Wayne Comunale
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GET YOUR SLICE OF THE PIE BEFORE EVERYONE DIES!

What if you were the cock of the walk in high school? Worshipped by all for your flawless appearance and arrogant persona, until you woke up one morning to find that your once pristine skin had been stolen and replaced with a pus-oozing malformed flesh-scape? What if shadows were given a will of their own? What if the family dog stumbled upon a new class of bizarre and highly aggressive animals? What if there was a way to still physically be with a loved one after they passed on? What if the plants around us found a different kind of solace in the affection we display? Find out the answers in Pizza Face and four other stories of mutation.

©2020, 2021, 2022, 2023 Aron Beauregard (P)2023 Aron Beauregard Paranormal
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Definitely a little different and had a little strange twist. It takes you back to being a teenager. The ending was excellent.

This was definitely a little different

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Each story was really fun I would definitely recommend this to someone getting into horror and gore!:)

Fun Short Story Collection!

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Pizza Face by Aron Beauregard  was honestly a really solid collection of short splatterpunk stories, especially if you want something gruesome without it being quite as extreme as some of the heavier books in the genre.

This collection definitely still delivers on the gore, disturbing moments, and unsettling imagery splatterpunk fans expect, but overall it felt much more mild and approachable compared to a lot of other books in the genre. That actually ended up being something I really appreciated because it made the stories easier to fully enjoy without feeling nonstop shock-heavy the entire time.

What surprised me most was that underneath all the blood, chaos, and grotesque moments, each story actually carried a strong message or moral. A lot of the stories felt like twisted cautionary tales, and I loved that there was substance behind the brutality instead of gore just for the sake of gore. Some stories were disturbing, some were darkly funny, and some genuinely made me stop and think afterward.

The short story format also worked really well because every story felt different while still keeping that signature disturbing splatterpunk atmosphere throughout the collection. It made the book really easy to pick up and binge in chunks.

If you’re curious about splatterpunk but don’t necessarily want to jump straight into the most extreme end of the genre, Pizza Face is honestly a great place to start. It’s gruesome, weird, entertaining, and surprisingly thoughtful underneath all the carnage.

Definitely recommend this one for horror readers looking for a milder splatterpunk collection that still delivers the gore and fun the genre is known for.

Blood, Gore, and Surprisingly Good Life Lessons

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Always love to listen to the amazing mind of all of my favorite splatter punk authors! Aaron, Edward Lee, Brian Keene, Jon athen exc exc exc thank you Aaron!

Never disappointed

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When I found out that this book was released on Audible and narrated by JWC, I had to buy it! I’ve held off reading this one because the idea of “pizza face” made my stomach squirm. However, the stories surprised me and I enjoyed listening to this book. Great writing by AB and fantastic narration by JWC!

Wish I read this sooner!

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