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Horrors of the Shopping Mall Ass Slasher

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Horrors of the Shopping Mall Ass Slasher

By: R.J. Benetti
Narrated by: John Wayne Comunale
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In the summer of 1987, StarBright Shopping Mall is the place to be—until a masked killer with a bizarre fixation on butts turns it into a slaughtering ground. As the booty count rises, panic spreads faster than parachute pants on an ironing board.

With a mix of laugh-out-loud humor and spine-chilling terror, this book will keep you on the edge of your seat, wondering, “Why did anyone write this?” and “Is my butt truly safe?”

©2025 R.J. Benetti (P)2025 R.J. Benetti Horror Literature & Fiction Satire Witty

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This is the first time I've had the privilege of listening to an R. J. Benetti audiobook and I absolutely loved it! R. J.'s unique style and somewhat absurd plot was perfectly narrated by John Wayne Communale. I spent the majority of my listening time alternating between being grossed out and cackling with laughter. This definitely won't be to everyone's taste, but if you're a Benetti fan, definitely pick this one up.

Kinda absurd, but also kinda perfect

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If this were a VHS tape, it would be worn out from rewinds.

Ass Slasher is fast, nasty, and wildly entertaining. The story moves like a slasher movie on fast-forward, with sharp dialogue, brutal moments, and that perfect retro mall setting that feels both nostalgic and claustrophobic.

What really works is how self-aware the story is—it embraces the absurd without ever losing momentum. I was hooked early and never bored, which is exactly what I want from a slasher audiobook.

If you’re looking for something fun, dark, and completely unhinged in the best way, this is worth your time.

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This isn’t for everybody or anybody, if you don’t like the absurd than don’t read this one. But If you want a fast, fun read about ass slashing then this is the book for you!

It’s crazier than you think it will be!

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